Episode 5: Monday, Bloody Monday

Episode 5 for Midget Mac starts out with breakfast, the most important meal of the day. The show then went onto its main feature which was the contestants proving their love to New York by taking a blood oath to a spiritual adviser named Laurie. Midget Mac describes the event beautifully here "I walk in the room and I see skeleton heads and witchcraft s***. And I see an old lady who looks like she’s about 99. And I said, ‘Oh s***!’ Poltergeist!"



Anyways, all the contestants had to sacrifice a prized possession and give up some blood to prove their love of New York to the spiritual adviser. Midget Mac moistened the eyes of viewers everywhere with his story and sacrifice.

Midget Mac sacrifices pictures of his two daughters and goes into the sad story about how his wife has died earlier in the year and how he's now a single father.



Later on New York discussed the situation with Midget Mac and decided to sample a bit of the goods for herself. She gave Midget Mac a nice kiss and was impressed by the results, stating "Midget Mac was a great kisser, you know, for a person with such small lips, small tongue, small teeth, small head and face. And it felt good. He’s a good kisser,"

A Mac daddy amongst the greatest, Midget Mac continues to impress in every possible facet of human life. He can fight, kiss, make you laugh and make you cry. What more could anyone want out of a person? If New York doesn't pick him she truly is crazy.

New York went on a date with Punk and the guys back at home decided to throw a fun pool party. Everyone seemed to be having fun and who, you might ask, was the life of the party? Do I even need to ask?

The pool party was broken up by New York's mother and soon afterward the chains were handed out.

There have been many sad moments in TV history. The helicopter crashing in MASH, JR getting shot on Dallas, Carrie cheating on Aidan in Sex and the City, but none of these compared to what happened in this episode. When the chains were handed out, Midget Mac found himself eliminated.

New York said that she felt Midget Mac was not over his dead wife yet and could not give her the love she needed. She was teary though and hoped to remain friends.

To his credit Midget Mac, who we find out is named Torrey, took it gracefully. He felt New York could've been right and that he is not over his wife yet.

This is incredibly depressing and I am sad to say he's gone and the show is not the same without him.