Monday, November 26, 2007

Episode 4: Life's a snitch


God damn it. Midget Mac didn't do much this week because the episode was dominated by Tailor Made's drama with Buddha. Nonetheless, the Mac had a couple good moments. The challenge this week was boxing between contestants which of course led to some great Midget Mac moments. More specifically, the contestants would form tag-teams and have to defend themselves against a group of professional women's kickboxers --->

They did not intimidate Midget Mac though as he proclaims in an interview. "Short, tall, medium, fat. I’ma chop they ass down with midget-su. Hey hey!" Midget-su, eh? How badass do you have to be to make your own form of deadly martial arts.

Sadly for Midget Mac he got teamed up with It.
I won't go into too much, but It has got to be the most idiotic person alive. How he's made it this far is beyond me, my only guess is his skin tastes like ranch.

They fare pretty well, mainly due to his ability to get low blows. I'll just say this, as a man Midget Mac might be the last man on earth I'd want to fight. Not only is he fearless and have the heart of a warrior, but he's also buff as hell and has a direct line of sight to the family jewels.

Well, no one was eliminated this week because Buddha got kicked off the show for beating up tailor made. Most of the contestants applauded him though, and it won't be the last we see of Buddha.

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