What does the future hold for Midget Mac?

The people demand more Midget Mac! I believe this demand will be met by VH1 in giving him his own dating show soon after I Love New York season 2 ends. He's got all the things people like and is deserving of being the next reality TV star.

This will be my last posting now that he is gone, but not forgotten. Hopefully we haven't seen the last of him and he will return to find love again because he deserves it.


Check out his audition tape (http://youtube.com/watch?v=0wFrUkgMCmQ)

Episode 5: Monday, Bloody Monday

Episode 5 for Midget Mac starts out with breakfast, the most important meal of the day. The show then went onto its main feature which was the contestants proving their love to New York by taking a blood oath to a spiritual adviser named Laurie. Midget Mac describes the event beautifully here "I walk in the room and I see skeleton heads and witchcraft s***. And I see an old lady who looks like she’s about 99. And I said, ‘Oh s***!’ Poltergeist!"



Anyways, all the contestants had to sacrifice a prized possession and give up some blood to prove their love of New York to the spiritual adviser. Midget Mac moistened the eyes of viewers everywhere with his story and sacrifice.

Midget Mac sacrifices pictures of his two daughters and goes into the sad story about how his wife has died earlier in the year and how he's now a single father.



Later on New York discussed the situation with Midget Mac and decided to sample a bit of the goods for herself. She gave Midget Mac a nice kiss and was impressed by the results, stating "Midget Mac was a great kisser, you know, for a person with such small lips, small tongue, small teeth, small head and face. And it felt good. He’s a good kisser,"

A Mac daddy amongst the greatest, Midget Mac continues to impress in every possible facet of human life. He can fight, kiss, make you laugh and make you cry. What more could anyone want out of a person? If New York doesn't pick him she truly is crazy.

New York went on a date with Punk and the guys back at home decided to throw a fun pool party. Everyone seemed to be having fun and who, you might ask, was the life of the party? Do I even need to ask?

The pool party was broken up by New York's mother and soon afterward the chains were handed out.

There have been many sad moments in TV history. The helicopter crashing in MASH, JR getting shot on Dallas, Carrie cheating on Aidan in Sex and the City, but none of these compared to what happened in this episode. When the chains were handed out, Midget Mac found himself eliminated.

New York said that she felt Midget Mac was not over his dead wife yet and could not give her the love she needed. She was teary though and hoped to remain friends.

To his credit Midget Mac, who we find out is named Torrey, took it gracefully. He felt New York could've been right and that he is not over his wife yet.

This is incredibly depressing and I am sad to say he's gone and the show is not the same without him.

Episode 4: Life's a snitch

God damn it. Midget Mac didn't do much this week because the episode was dominated by Tailor Made's drama with Buddha. Nonetheless, the Mac had a couple good moments. The challenge this week was boxing between contestants which of course led to some great Midget Mac moments. More specifically, the contestants would form tag-teams and have to defend themselves against a group of professional women's kickboxers --->

They did not intimidate Midget Mac though as he proclaims in an interview. "Short, tall, medium, fat. I’ma chop they ass down with midget-su. Hey hey!" Midget-su, eh? How badass do you have to be to make your own form of deadly martial arts.

Sadly for Midget Mac he got teamed up with It.
I won't go into too much, but It has got to be the most idiotic person alive. How he's made it this far is beyond me, my only guess is his skin tastes like ranch.

They fare pretty well, mainly due to his ability to get low blows. I'll just say this, as a man Midget Mac might be the last man on earth I'd want to fight. Not only is he fearless and have the heart of a warrior, but he's also buff as hell and has a direct line of sight to the family jewels.

Well, no one was eliminated this week because Buddha got kicked off the show for beating up tailor made. Most of the contestants applauded him though, and it won't be the last we see of Buddha.

Episode 3: Love for Marketing

Episode 3 for Midget Mac started off with a bang. House snitch Tailor Made informed Midget Mac that contestant "The Entertainer" was making jokes behind Midget Mac's back about his size. Well, our man was not going to stand for this (at least not yet) and went upstairs to confront The Entertainer in a heap of anger






Midget Mac defended his height with the thoughtful insight "I was born short!" He then got into a shouting match with The Entertainer and hopped up onto a table so he could look down on him and challenge him to a fight.




The dust settles and no punches were thrown (at least on camera) but Midget Mac asserted his dominance in the house as the Alpha Male.

After the confrontation New York's challenge emerged which involved marketing. Essentially the contestants were broken up into groups and were to come up with marketing ideas to show off to New York. Midget Mac by some miracle by the shows producers was put in the same group as The Entertainer. Well, they were able to put aside their differences and came up with an idea to sell a New York themed perfume. Midget Mac yelled out the perfume's slogan "Smells so good, make you wanna smack yo mama!". ------>





While New York wasn't impressed by this presentation, she liked Midget Mac so much she ended up giving him a chain at the end of the episode. Before receiving the chain Midget Mac made an ingenious move to try and make good with New York's mom by giving her a hug.

Awwwww, doesn't she look thrilled to be hugged by him?

Episode 2: Up T**'s Creek

Episode 2 of Midget Mac's pursuit of New York's heart begins with a display of the finest beefcake the show has to offer. The contestants are working out on camera to show off their bodies to both New York and America. Our hero proves that pound for pound, he's the strongest man in thouse.

While the show has some of the finest beefcake's America has to offer (namely Buddha and Punk) the camera loves Midget Mac and can't keep its eyes off him, and with muscles like these, who can blame them?

Midget Mac is self aware of his manly physique and comments on his body, "That's without the baby oil." One can only wonder what that body would look like covered in oil on the cover of Muscles & fitness.

As the episode progressed and New York's first challenge emerged, we would learn the age old question: does muscle float?

New York's challenge this week was for the contestants to swim or float across a lake to reach New York who was on a wooden platform. Upon reaching New York each contestant was to present her with the gift they bought for her. A novel idea, but this is where Midget Mac faced his biggest fear, water. At a family reunion a younger Midget Mac saw his uncle drown and this scarred him for life. But being the brave man he is, he suited up to float to the apple of his eye, New York. Disaster ensued --->

Midget Mac fell off his flotation device and began to down. New York compassionately remarked later "I thought I was gonna have a dead midget on my hands". Thankfully fellow contestant Buddha came out of nowhere to save Midget Mac and help send him to New York.
As a result of his courage, Midget Mac won a date with New York (as did Buddha and Tailor Made). Now that the Mac was given his window, he was sure to take advantage. Like every logical man Midget Mac knew the fastest way to a girls heart is Ranch dressing. New York was so impressed by the Mac's love for dressing that she excalimed "I wanna dress your salad!" to which Midget Mac replied in a later interview, "I say go ahead, I ain't stoppin ya!". Easily my favorite quote of all time.



<--- New York blew him a kiss and Midget Mac did about the most adorable thing imaginable. He caught the kiss and put it in his back pocket. That's half of the beauty of Midget Mac, not only is he extremely tough and humorous, but also very endearing. After the success of that date there wasn't much more Midget Mac in the episode, up 'til the end, where he obviously got a chain this week.

Episode 1: Big Boobs, Little Man

She's back! Let's face it, we all love New York. Is it her boisterous personality, her fantastic weave, her breast implants, or her love of ranch sauce? This has been the question that has plagued our generation for two years and will likely continue for decades. Sure, I could go on and on about how great New York is, but you can find that anywhere. This blog is dedicated to Midget Mac and his actions on Season 2 of "I Love New York".


Who is Midget Mac? Well he is a little person from Jacksonville that competed on season 2 of "I Love New York". He's been in various music videos and has captured the hearts and minds of America. And if you just look at him it's easy to see why.
Episode 1 of the new season is pretty standard. The episode is all about New York meeting her new men. When she meets the men she bestows a nickname upon them and that is how Midget Mac got his name. I can't figure out the logic New York used to give Midget Mac his nickname, but I've deduced it either has something to do with his stature or his love for Mac N' Cheese.
After the nickname segment, the show just goes into a mixer format where New York gets to casually mingle with her new supply of men and get an idea of who she wants to keep on the show. New York's impression of Midget Mac in her own words is this "He’s definitely like a little leprechaun and I did have my fears! I don’t know if he has magical powers and he could shrink me down. I don’t know what’s going on with Midget Mac. Hopefully he can rescue me from these dorks. able to speak what we all think, I mean I would never publicly express my theories on the shrinkin" This quote helps give us another window into why we love New York so much. She isg powers of little people. Then the first one on one meeting occurs, which I think went rather well for our man Midget Mac. ------->

Midget Mac busted out some smooth dialogue with New York, telling her that she is "sexier than a 10-piece dinner". That is pretty damn sexy if you ask me, on the dinner piece scale I only rated my girlfriend a 7-piece, so Midget Mac definitely has high praise for New York's beauty.

As is often the case in this TV show the subject of Midget's Mac package came up, to which Midget Mac addressed in a simple manner "We lay down in the bed, we the same size. I’m not bragging, but every girl that I’ve done been with says how’s my d*** so big to be so small. Third leg, like, longer than my second leg. that statement and actually have a chance of it being true. We also found out that New York" At least in Midget Mac's case, we have a man who can say's theory was in fact correct and that Midget Mac has some magical bed that can make them the same size when they are laying down on it. With the performance he displayed tonight it seemed logical to me that he was insured getting his chain and will move onto to the next show.

There is only one thing that could hurt Midget Mac's chances for the night, and that is New York's opinionated mother Sister Patterson. Midget Mac got to sit down with the closest human form of Satan and had a confrontation. Sister Patterson was staring down Midget Mac and when Midget Mac asked her "Do I look funny?" she said "No you don't...yes, you do." She said she's used to seeing babies his size, but not grown men. She said she'd react the same way if she saw 40-foot man. Considering there has never been a documented human being over 10 feet tall, I think she's pretty safe.

Midget Mac took it like the man he is and spared her life for the day, although he easily could've taken it.

This led to the eliminations where New York had some tough decisions to make. Satan decided to put in her 2 cents here:


Was all hope lost for our man, Midget Mac? Well, things looked grim during eliminations as chain after chain was handed out to various contestants and then it came down to the last chain. Midget Mac's neck was barren and his odds seemed slim. Thankfully, New York opened her heart and said "she felt a special connection with this last guy" and gave her last chain to Midget Mac.


Into the mix for one more week...we can all sleep well at night now